Theres a party at my place 

Bring a healthy appetite and a liter or a case. 

We got a barbecue pit out back of the house 

Turning on a spit with an apple in his mouth, 

Is the walkin' slab of bacon that tried shutting us down. 

Now he's basted in beer and turning golden brown 

Pig roast! It's my favorite meal 

Pig roast! Let's hear you squeal 

Pig roast! It's a hell of a deal 

Cuz doughnut fed porker tastes like milk fed veal. 

We were drinking out in the sun, 

When this boar in blue showed up to try and spoil our fun 

Started out front as a diversion tactic, 

While the rest of the guys went up to the attic, 

Opened up the window and jumped down on his head, 

And they beat him with forty-ouncers till he was dead 

Pig roast! It's my favorite meal 

Pig roast! Let's hear you squeal 

Pig roast! It's a hell of a deal 

Cuz doughnut fed porker tastes like milk fed veal. 

Officer friendly is now an entree. 

He's been turning on the rotisserie all day. 

Well it looks like the piggy couldn't stand the heat 

Now he's just pork, the other white meat 

Tenderize him with his own night stick, 

And cut him into pork-chops juicy and thick 

Pig roast! It's my favorite meal 

Pig roast! Let's hear you squeal 

Pig roast! It's a hell of a deal 

Cuz doughnut fed porker tastes like milk fed veal.