believe it or not i wan't always this fucking cool 

i used to get a lot of shit when i was back in school 

but one day i turned the tables on all those assholes 

I filled em' all full of 9mm bullet holes 

murder at the senior prom 

mass murder at the senior prom x2 

I padlocked the gym doors the night of the senior prom 

under the bleachers i planted several pipe bombs 

stood up on the balcony sub-machine gun in my hand 

said "I'm your new prom king, does everybody understand?" 

rounded up all the jocks who used to chase me home from school 

tied their hands and feet and pushed them in the swimming pool 

lined all the teachers who flunked me up against a wall 

then one by one I stuck a butcher knife into them all 

found that little fuck who got me busted for smokin' dope 

now he's hanging from the flag pole kicking at the end of a rope 

last but certainly not least when everybody else was dead 

I sodomized the cheerleaders and then i cut off all their heads