throw a ten pound box of 

roofing nails onto Hwy. 94 

got nothing better to do than watch 

the cars crash cause my lifes a bore 

chainsaw down some power poles 

and leave people in the dark 

plant anti-personnel mines 

on the bike paths in the park 

malicious mishief 

and my body count grows higher 

standing in the warm glow 

of a 4 alarm house fire 

malicious mishief 

bring the city to its knees 

a living nightmare for police 

and insurance companies 

put pirahnas in the swimming pools 

in the ritzy part of town 

cross out rival gangsters tags 

and watch em gun each other down 

steal a bunch of cotter pins 

from the theme-park rides 

watch TV the next day to see 

how many people died 

shoot tear gas in the windows 

of a crowded trendy bar 

watch the yuppies trample each other 

from the safety of my car