We worship Ozzy osbourne 

jerkin off n' watchin' kiddy porn 

gonna sacrifice the niegbours cat 

on the altar we built out back 

and late at nite when the moon is bright 

satan calls and leads us by the balls 

to the heavy metal black orgy of blood 

mommy thinks its just another phase, 

she'll be on the altar on of these days 

suburban demon football jocks 

in a daisy chain jerkin each others cocks 

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Geraldo thinks its a big conspiracy 

its just common idiocy 

inverted crosses are so cool 

we're a pretty dangerous bunch of fools 

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