I've got a cracklab in my basement 

I'm a shining example of a junior acheivement 

Cooking up drugs on my chemistry set 

Twenty-seven grand a week is what i get 





[Chorus:]

I've got a cracklab in my basement 

Please don't tell my mommy on me 

I've got a cracklab in my basement 

Every kid needs a hobby 



I'm the only kid on my block with an uzi 

All the other fourth graders are jealous of me 

I'll be a millionaire by the time I'm thirteen 

I'm a perfect example of an American dream 



[Repeat Chorus]



My parents are dumb they'll never suspect 

And if they do I'll just tell em its a science fair project 

My cub scout troop does the distribution 

And I'm thinking of expanding into prostitution 



[Repeat Chorus]



[Bridge]

You mix it up, You cook it down 

You serve it up out on the playground 

Crack Lab 



[Repeat first verse]

[Repeat chorus]

[Repeat bridge]