Wake in the morning my mind is all confused 

don't no where to turn or what to do, pour myself 

a great big bowl of crispy bits of rice, the cereal 

that talks gives me some advice 

[chorus]my 

rice krispies told me to kill you tonight my 

rice krispies never lie - my rice krispies 

told me so many things you see, like how the 

phone company killed kennedy, how oprah is an 

alien and nixon never lied, and by tommorow 

morning you gotta die 

[chorus]this morning 

breakfast message was so crystal clear 

it was so strange I couldn't believe my ears 

my cereal informed me your an agent for 

the feds, the CIA they want me dead 

[chorus]Elvis is alive living in New Jersey 

thats right they gotta give me a labotomy 

one day the aliens are gonna come for me 

I gotta kill you if I wanna be free