Take a beating just for you! (dog barks)

Don't bother them, me or you,

I'd start a riot, in, the, zoo



I'd do anything for, unlike him, I can't lift waits

And if I won the amazing race

Take you on a perfect date

Buy you a polo horse



Take me down to the stables

We can call her mable

Serve her with a laddle, that's my favourite fable!



Maybe i'm an in love sucker

Don't know what you see in a muscly trucker

Come and watch you play one last show, ride that polo horse

And you ride that polo horse

And I'll buy you a polo horse

And I'll buy you a polo horse

A man will do just about anything for his cuntry