There's nothing like a bit of watered down Jim Beam and Coke.

Second hand cigarette smoke.

Something slips in bathroom stalls,

Nothing said from 40 year olds.



Get her drunk and pat her beaver,

She's tanked up on Estrogen.

Choose the stupid girls dancing up on the bar top.

Drunkville; next stop,

Here I come!



I went fishing at a high-school party,

All I caught was an STD.



Everyone's talking about this new sensation,

Teenage girl manipulation, using alcohol.

There's nothing like a bit of 40year old.