I wish I had a taco with plenty of hot sauce
But all that I've got is a box of crackers.
I wish I had a pizza with mushrooms and sausage
But all that I've got is a jar of mayonniase.

The fridge is so empty
Good food is so tempting
I've got three more days
'Til I get paid.

Take away my suffering
I can't go on
With things this way
There's only so much that I can take...
Of eating Ramen noodles

I wish I had a waffle
All yummy and covered with
Syrup and butter and fresh strawberries.
I wish I had an omelet
The kind that you stop just to get at Ihop
With some hash browns and coffee.

The fridge is so empty
Good food is so tempting
I've got two more days

'Til I get paid.

Take away my suffering
I can't go on
With things this way
There's only so much that I can take...
Of eating dry Cheerios.

Ok there's gotta be something to eat here.
Let's see... bag of spaghetti, no tomato sauce.
Lots of taco shells but no ground beef
And a box of baking soda.
I CANNOT eat that... or can I?

SPOT ME FOR LUNCH! SPOT ME FOR LUNCH! SPOT ME FOR
LUNCH! I'LL PAY YOU BACK ON FRIDAY!
SPOT ME FOR LUNCH! SPOT ME FOR LUNCH! SPOT ME FOR
LUNCH! I'LL PAY YOU BACK REAL SOON!

I wish I had some ice cream
With plenty of chocolate syrup on top
And maybe whipped cream

Aww, man that sounds SO good right now...