All hail President Rhino
All hail rhinoceros commander-in-cheif

Republicans think they got a solid economic platform
Rhinoceros has two horns
Democrats want to raise the tax on the rich
A rhino's skin is grey and thick
Rhino will bore through your entrails
Swat flies with his thick tail
Debate social issues
When it's time to vote you know what to do

(Vote rhino)

The people loved him for his brutal honesty
'Till he mauled a crowd of people at an orphan charity
When rhino's term was finally ending
His support had started waning
Grazing on the White House lawn
The press revealed that he was lazy
Foreign policies in question
Poachers gone yet still in recession
Rhino just wants to stampede
I think it's time that he secedes
How could we all believe the such a prehistoric beast
Who barely sees could have the capacity
To lead the country to prosperity

Re-elect President Rhino
Re-elect rhinoceros Commander-in-chief
Re-elect president Rhino!
Bring back the rhino
All hail President Rhino!
All hail rhinoceros commander-in-cheif