Eminem huh?

You wanna diss us?

You wanna diss Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid?

Well here goes a remix

From us to you

This is the truth about Slim Anus...



[Chorus]

Hi, my name is what?

My name is who?

My name is Slim Anus

Hi, my name is huh?

My name is what?

My name is the fudgepacker

Hi, my name is what?

My name is who? (Excuse me)

My name is the nutlicker

Hi, my name is what? (Can I have the attention of your ass?)

My name is who?

My name is the buttsniffer



[Chorus]

Hi, kids do you like Anus? 

I let Dr. Dre fill up my butt for one chance to be famous (Uh huh)

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah)

Try acid and get your butt pumped out like I did

My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight

But I can't figure out which Backstreet Boy I wanna impregnate?

Dr. Dre said Slim Shady you a cutie (Uh huh)

I'll give you a deal let me up in that booty (OK!)

Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else

Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt (Yup)

Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off

She don't know how to do Tommy Lee

I'd suck his dick off



[Chorus]

Hi, my anus who?

My anus what? 

My anus it gets tapped dawg

Hi, my anus 

My anus 

My anus every now and then gets plugged up 

Hi, my anus

My anus

My anus is occasionally reamed out

Hi, my anus who?

My anus what?

My anus really needs to be filled up



[Chorus]

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high

I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide

I pinched his ass, he winked at me

He chased me around the desk, I told him come and get me

Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up

Flashed the bartender - and I tried to feel his dick up

Extra-terestrial runnin over pedestrians

In a space ship while they screamin at me

Let's just be friends

99% of my life I was lied to

I just found out my Mom screws more guys than I do (Damn)

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

She met Violent J I couldn't believe it when he slapped her

You know you blew up when the women rush the stands

And try to touch your hands but I need me a man

This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph 

(Dude can I get your autograph?)

So I signed it "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, nice ass!"



[Chorus]

Hi, my name is huh?

My name is who?

My name is (They call me the pore plugger)

Hi, my name is what?

My name is who?

My name is the itch itcher (Excuse me)

One of radio's wonder boys

They call me the butt itcher

Hi, my name is what?

My name is who?

My name is (I've been called Dre's butt boy)



[Chorus]

Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away (Get him)

Dr. Dre don't just stand there operate

I feeled up my balls and buttcheeks

Anal lube got my ass greasy for weeks

Stick your manhood between my cheeks (Yup)

Am I cumming or going, I can barely decide

I just drank a pint of semen - dare me to drive? (Go ahead)

All my life I was very deprived 

Dre's butt is too sexy to hide

Take your pants off Dre I don't mind

Clothes rip like the incredible Hulk

I spit when I talk, I'll do any guy that walks

When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits

Sometimes I sit and wish Dr. Dre had a set of tits

Get behind me Shady and grab me by my hips

If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips

By the way if you see my Dad

Ask him if he seen my spread in Gay Al's porno mag



[Chorus]

Hi, my anus who?

My anus what?

My anus gets tapped up

Hi, my anus who?

My anus what?

My anus it's always getting plugged up

Hi, my anus who?

My anus what?

My anus occasionally reamed out

My anus it needs to be filled up

Your anus

Your anus

Your anus is always getting plugged

Your anus

Your anus

Your anus is always getting stuffed

You wanna diss us?

We don't even know you you little bitch

You wanna sit there and diss us?

You little bitch I'll slap your face off

That's what happens when you go up against the Psychopathic Phamily trick

You little bitch [Laughs]

Slim Anus!