All of the credit and none of the blame

I came home to an empty flat

She'd left me a note and taken the cat



The cord that they knotted to keep us apart

Could never be broken: it was tied to my heart

She grew thin and i grew fat

She left me and that was that



I'm thinking of renting a villa in france

A french girl has offered to give me a chance

Or maybe i'll take an excursion to spain

And buy a revolver and blow out my brains