Hey valentina tell ur mama 

She should give me a call 

When she get tired of runnin' 

After you down the hall 

B4 you came on2 the scene it was a hollywood mess 

Ur mama was a movie queen 

She was one of the best 



Every boy had the hots 4 her, 

Around the world even girls adored her 

Mexican bombshell 

Come 2 conquer the west 



Hey valentina tell ur mama 

She should give me a call 

When she get tired of runnin' 

After you down the hall 

And she's all worn out 

From those late night feedings 

And she ready 4 another 

Rock 'n roll meeting 

Oh valentina tell ur mama 

She should give me a call 



Ur uncle sam used 2 hold it down 

Every day 



Watch the bootyguards 

Scarecrow the buzzards away 

Like an aeroplane the time flies over 

So many guys they couldn't get 

Ur sweet little mama 2 stay 



Curvier than 

A fender stratocaster guitar... 

Reality bender... from no greencard 

2 superstar 



Broken up slang even when 

The king of hollywood ain't that tall 

Sho as betty's ugly 

Ur mama's bigger than 'em all 

Hey valentina 



Tell ur mama she should call up mia 

In advance 



If penelope wants 2 cruz 

There ain't no way that we ain't gon dance 

Tell ur mama should should give me a call 

That's all