There was a princess who one day waved a wand
I gained a palace, lost a pond
Right now she's thinking about
The ways things were
Now I'm not mysterious to her

Never trust a spell,
Don't rely on magic or any wishing well
To take away your problems
After everything
The princess loved the frog more before he was a king
Abracadabra

This is no fairy tale or allegory
No, this crap is happening to me

Never trust a spell,
Don't rely on magic or any wishing well
To take away your problems
After everything
The princess loved the frog more before he was a king
Abracadabra

Never trust a spell,
Don't rely on magic or any wishing well
To take away your problems
After everything
The princess loved the frog more before he was a king
Abracadabra

N-E-V-E-R-T-R-U-S-T-A-S-P-E-L-L
N-E-V-E-R-T-R-U-S-T-A-S-P-E-L-L
No no no no no no no no no
No no

After everything
The princess loved the frog more before he was a king
Abracadabra

Never trust a spell,
Don't rely on magic or any wishing well
To take away your problems
After everything
The princess loved the frog more before he was a king
Abracadabra

N-E-V-E-R-T-R-U-S-T-A-S-P-E-L-L
N-E-V-E-R-T-R-U-S-T-A-S-P-E-L-L

There was a princess who one day waved a wand
I gained a palace, lost a pond
There was a princess who one day waved a wand
I gained a palace, lost a pond

Never trust a spell (This is no fairy tale or allegory)
Don't rely on magic or any wishing well (time made things worse)
To take away your problems
After everything (This crap is happening to me)
The princess loved the frog more before he was a king
Abracadabra

Never trust a spell (This is no fairy tale or allegory)
Don't rely on magic or any wishing well (time made things worse)
To take away your problems
After everything (This crap is happening to me)
The princess loved the frog more before he was a king
Abracadabra

No no no no no no no no no
No no

(There was a princess who one day waved a wand
I gained a palace, lost a pond)

After everything
The princess loved the frog more before he was a king
Abracadabra