She's got a broke down El Camino
In her front yard up on blocks
Her mom walks around in a pink night gown
Sandals and white socks
She don't mind a baseball game
In the middle of the lightning and the rain
She's a pain in my brain
Drives me insane
But I love her just the same
Boys love her just the same
Something in the water
Something in the water

What makes her crazy
I don't know
Never seen anything like here before
Must be something in the water

She does here make-up and hair
To cook fried chicken in her underwear
She drinks malt liquor
For lunch and dinner
And sends me running scared
She yells, she screams and she beats me
But I don't mind the way she treats me
She'll someday lead to my death I know
But I stay with her just her the same
Boys stay with her just the same
Something in the water
Something in the water

What makes her crazy
I don't know
Never seen anything like here before
Must be something in the water

Oh yeah
Oh yeah

My hoosier girl is so fine
Shake the watermelon of the vine
She'll blow you a fist throw you kiss
And you'll thank her every time
They're all so crazy and beautiful
But I tell you the woman is never dull
They'll break your back
Give you a heart attack
But you need them just the same
Boys need them just the same
Something in the water
There's something in the water

What makes her crazy
I don't know
Never seen anything like here before
Must be something in the water

What makes her crazy
I don't know
Never seen anything like here before
Must be something in the water

What makes her crazy
I don't know
Never seen anything like here before
There must be something in the water
There must be something in the water
There must be something in the water