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My father lives in Arabia

And I live right here at my school



I took his plane to Columbia

So I could sell at my school



It's weird at my school

Weird at my school 



My mother's glad that I am here

So she can visit my school



I can't believe she's so pretty

I'm a son of a bitch at my school



Weird at my school 



And my best friend, my cousin Eleanor

She lives far away from the doors of my school



And often times, you know I fantasize

That I have sex with the nuns at my school



It's weird at my school

Weird at my school