I never win 1st place
I don`t support the team
I can`t take direction
And my socks are never clean
Teachers dated me
My parents hated me
I was always in a fight
`Cause I can`t do nothing right

Everyday I fight a war against the mirror
Can`t take the person staring back at me

I`m a hazard to myself
Don`t let me get me
I`m my own worst enemy
It`s bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don`t want to be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

LA told me
You`ll be a pop star
All you have to change
Is everything you are
Tired of being compared
To damn Britney Spears
She`s so pretty
That just ain`t me

So doctor doctor won`t you please prescribe me something
A day in the life of someone else