Now somewhere in the black hill mountains of Dakota 
There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon 
One day his woman ran off with another guy 
He hit young Rocky in the eye 

Rocky didn't like that 
Said, “I'm gonna get that boy” 
So one day he walked into town 
Booked himself a room at the local saloon 

Rocky Raccoon checked into his room 
Only to find Gideon's Bible 
Rocky had come equipped with a gun 
To shoot off the legs of his rival 

His rival, it seemed had broken his dreams 
By stealing the girl of his fancy 
Her name was Magill and she called herself Lil 
But everyone knew him as Nancy 

Were in the next room at the hoe down 
Rocky burst in and grinning a grin 
He said, “Danny boy, this is a showdown” 
But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot 
And Rocky collapsed in the corner 

The doctor came in stinking of gin 
And proceeded to lie on the table 
He said, “Rocky, you've met your match 
And Rocky said, “Doc it's only a scratch 
And I'll be better, I'll be better, doc, as soon as I 
am able” 

So Rocky Raccoon checked back in his room 
Only to find Gideon's Bible 
[Incomprehensible] Gideon checked out and he left with 
no doubt 
To help with good Rocky's revival