Christine keeler and mandy rice-davies,
You're the gals for me.
Christine keeler and mandy rice-davies,
I'll keep you company.

You can have your marilyn, your carolyn, your jacqueline.
Grace kelly never meant that much to me--
Just give me:
Christine keeler and mandy rice-davies,
You're the gals for me. (I'll give you secrets.)
And you're the gals for me.

Oh, you get good defense from robert mcnamara--
Defends us all day long;
But when lord profumo takes off his mascara
You know he can't go wrong.

Douglas fairbanks, jr., and lord and lady astor:
Everybody's gonna lose their minds
Because of:
Christine keeler and mandy rice-davies,
Will you be mine, all mine? (I'll take your pictures.)
Will you be mine, all mine?