(We're gonna do a whole one, this a keeper)

We was drivin' down a road
Doin' what would please us
And talkin' how the wise men
Found baby Jesus
We was on our way
To do some gigs
Hit the brakes too late
Runned over some pigs

Pigs, pigs, I got nothin' agin' 'em
But if you's have many pigs
You ought to learn how to pin 'em
(And this is the sad part)

Buy you a watch-dog
And name that dog Rover
To keep your pigs off the road
So they don't get runned over
(It's a true story...
I, um, I wouldn't keep that)