In the beginning

They had valuable traits

Just don't mention anything to him

All we ask of you

Is to break both his legs

For the trouble

Caused as vampyre

They don't even care about us

In the backs of their cars

It's too hot to handle

Too cold to shovel

In the beginning

They had positive traits

Just don't mention

Everything to him

All we ask of you

Is a stake through the heart

For the troubles caused as vampyre

And they don't even care about us

In the backs of their cars

It's too hot to handle

Too cold to shovel

Too cold to shovel

Too cold to shovel...