(tennant/lowe)



Heyheadmasterwhat's the matter with you? 

Why're you always so seriouswhy so blue? 

All the kids in the school have seen you

Being patient with the boys who fool you

When you used to hit them with your ruler

So independent too

Heyheadmasterwhat's the matter with you? 



There's a crisis rumoured in the school

The boys have cut their hair short to look cool

Examination time is drawing near

Disintegration of the football team

No one seems to want to play for real

In classroomclub or pool

Heyheadmasterwhat're you gonna do? 



There's an invitation in the post

To a reading party on the coast

Pack your bags upyou old bibliophile

Get together with your friendswho will

Give you time to think and time to kill

With independent hosts

Heyheadmasteraren't you gonna go? 

Heyheadmasteraren't you gonna go?