he says why am i soft in the middle now
  why am i soft in the middle
 but rest of my life is so hard
 i need a photo opportunity
 i want a shop redemption
 don't wanna end up a cartoon
 in a cartoon graveyard
 ohh yeah ohh yeah
 dogs in the moonlight
 far away my well lit moon
 Mr. beer belly beer belly
 get these mutts away from me
 i don't find this stuff amusing anymore

  if you'll be my bodyguard
 i can be your long lost pal
  i can call you betty
 and betty when you call me
  you can call me al

 a man walks down the street
 he says why am i short in attention
  got a short little span of attention
 and whoa my nights are so long
 where's my wife and family
 what if i die here
 who will be my role model
 now that my role model is gone gone
 creeped up back down the alley
 with some rolly polly little bap faced girl all alone alone
 there were incidents and accidents
  there were hints and allegations

  if you'll be my bodyguard
  i can be your long lost pal
  i can call you betty
  and betty when you call me
 you can call me al, call me al

 a man walks down the street
  its an extremely strange world
 maybe its the third world
 or maybe its his first time around
 doesn't speak the language
 holds no currency
 he is a foreign man
  he is surrounded by the sound sound
 cattle in the marketplace
 scattering rings of orphanages
 he looks around around
  he sees angels in the architecture
 spinning in infinity he says hey alleiluyah

  if you'll be my bodyguard
 i can be your long lost pal
 i can call you betty
 and betty when you call me
 you can call me al,
 call me al

 nanananana.....
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 i can call you betty
 if you'll be my bodyguard (2x