Taken from the album Gossip

I went down to the ballroom
She was dancing with her new fool
She said Paul, this is Henery
Well I never know what to say when I meet 'em

I was taken to a party
I was accused of being deliberately downhearted
She said Paul, why so gllomy?
Well I never know what to say when I meet 'em

Your wine tastes fine
Your friends are talking to me
I'd like to hide,
Guess I'm all tounge-tied

Henery's gonna meet the family
They're gonna have him over for roast lamb next sunday
Well good luck and i'm glad it's you
'Cause I never know what to say when I meet 'em