I got a star on my car and one on my chest
A gun on my hip and the right to arrest
I'm the guy who's the boss on this highway
So watch out what you're doing when you're driving my way
If you break the law, you'll hear from me, I know
I'm a-working for the state, I'm the highway patrol

Well, you'll know me when you see me 'cause my door's painted white 
With my siren a-screaming and my flashing red lights 
I work all day and I work all night
Just a-keeping law and order, trying to do what's right
If I write you out a ticket, then you'd better drive slow
I'm just a-doing my job, I'm the highway patrol

I'm the highway patrol, the highway patrol
My hours are long and my pay is low
But I'll do my best to keep you driving slow
I'm just a-doing my job, I'm the highway patrol

Yeah, I'm gonna get you
Some, some time

If you're driving to fast like you shouldn't do
You can bet your boots, I'm coming after you
If you wanna race then get on a race track
'Cause when you try to run away I'm gonna bring you back
I'm here to keep all the speeders driving slow
I'm just a-doing my job, I'm the highway patrol

I'm the highway patrol, the highway patrol
My hours are long and my pay is low
But I'll do my best to keep you driving slow
I'm just a-doing my job, I'm the highway patrol
I'm just a-doing my job, I'm the highway patrol 

Licence, registration and insurance
Do you have any idea how fast you are going?