0898 WRISTACHE FEVER

This song is one of sadness, 'bout the crap that comes my way.
Fuckin' misery and madness, 'bout a bill that I can't pay.
I sits here in the dark alone, not by fuckin' choice.
So I reaches for that dog & bone, to hear a sexy voice.

And I got 0898 don't it make 'ewe wristache fever.
When I'm pissed off then I just rings Geneva.
There's a bird out in Uganda, to fuckin' all sorts she'll panda.
I got 0898 don't it make 'ewe wristache fever.

(voice) Your calling credit is running low, please arrange a top-up.

FACK OFF.

Now every time I rings a tart, it costs me all my dosh.
They don't seem to know my name so I said "OW, it's mosh".
They gives me all the love I crave with they constant sexy chatter.
Now I'm just a terrible slave in love with some old slapper.

And I got 0898 don't it make 'ewe wristache fever.
When I'm pissed off then I just rings Geneva.
There's a bird out in Uganda, to fuckin' all sorts she'll panda.
I got 0898 don't it make 'ewe wristache fever.

Ow, I'll never forget the embarrasement the first time my father
caught me doing it.
Yesterday,
he said "'ewe'll go blind, I said "I'm over here you twat".

I waste my giro all away and I've stopped going out nickin'.
I'm wasting each and every day to hear some cow stuffin' chickens.
Don't linger on that dog & bone, for fuck sake get a life.
Don't spend 'ewe evenings all alone, nip out and shag next doors wife.

'coz I got 0898 don't it make 'ewe wristache fever.
When I'm pissed off then I just rings Geneva.
There's a bird out in Uganda, to fuckin' all sorts she'll panda.
I got 0898 don't it make 'ewe wristache fever.

I have.

I got 0898 don't it make 'ewe wristache fever.
When I'm pissed off then I just rings Geneva.
There's a bird out in Uganda, to fuckin' all sorts she'll panda.
I got 0898 don't it make 'ewe wristache, 0898 there's a call I
gotta make, 0898 don't it make 'ewe wristache fever.

Now FACK OFF I wants a wank.

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