You can't imagine how it hurts me,

To have you treat me like you do.

Knowing that my love is,

Just a joke to you.

But I'll take it just to see you,

And laugh as teardrops fall.

So when you need a laugh,

Give me a call.



Everybody says I'm crazy,

To let you treat me this way.

But I can't explain,

So what else can I say?

At least I'm on your mind,

When you're laughing.

Somehow that breaks the fall.

So when you need a laugh,

Give me a call.



I'd gladly trade the laugh you get,

For making fun of me.

To be around the one I love,

And need so desperately,

So even if the laugh's on me,

I don't mind at all.

So when you need a laugh,

Give me a call.



So when you need a laugh,

Give me a call.