The website is under construction 

The website is under construction 

But there's no need to worry 

We've just been in Jersey recording an album for you 

So have no fears and dry those tears, it's hammer time today 

Say hammer go hammer mc hammer go hammer and the rest can go and play 

And when we return, we can have a keane time 

Here's a song in the meantime to hold you overboard 



[Spoken: 

Actually, Overboard is a movie that came out in 1987 

featuring Kurt Russel and Goldie Hawn. 

It... was a good one.] 



And when we return, we can fight the bad guys 

Concern ourselves with Lindsay Lohan's life 

And first we'll find the cure for cancer 

Then maybe we'll find the answer for the question that's on everybody's mind 

For the question that's on everybody's mind 

Where the hell is Coolio tonight? 

Where the hell is Coolio tonight? 

Had a few hits back in '96 then he dropped off the end of the earth 

I love you Mr. Coolio 

For everything it's worth 

I've been watching re-runs of Full House and Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 

But I wrote this song to remind you we're still here 

And that we still care 

In the meantime you can bump this chair 

And if you're making eggs use a non-stick spray pan 

Getting fatter day by day 

Losing breath but that's okay 

For a lowdown geez that's crazy 

We Put Out is a label that pays me 

I wrote this song to let you know 

I wrote this song to let you know 

The website is under construction (oh no) 

The website is under construction (oh no no) 

The website is under construction (oh no) 

The website is under construction 

And friend us on MySpace 

And where the hell is Coolio tonight?