It's Friday night, I want to get my swerve on

The club is hopping, let's see what's popping

And uh the ladies were jocking, the fellas are clocking

the Cris is pouring; tonight it's a sure thing

See I got my American flag du-rag on so you know that I'm looking top notch

I'm just looking for a girl to bag ya'll

so I can take her home and play hopskotch on her pussy

Now I see this fly honey all alone at the bar

I give her a glance in my b-boy stance

I roll up to her and I ask her her name

She squeezes my thigh, and she whispers Lorraine

So I looked in her eyes, and knew it was on

then she grabbed my hand, and let me tug her thong

And the next thing I knew, we were in my whip

driving to my crib, while she's suckin' my dick

So we got into the house, and the temperature rose

we made out for awhile and I sucked on her toes

I kissed her on the neck, and I headed downtown

to lick that coochie, but a hairy dick flopped down!



I should have known... she was six feet tall

I should have known... I mean the broad was broad

I should have known... by the size of her hands

I should have known... that she was a man

I should have known... her voice was kinda low

I should have known... by the Adam's apple in her throat

I should have known... that she had a plan

I should have known... that the bitch was a man



It's Friday night, just finished rocking the show

My encore song was nice and slow

Ladies are scoping, the fellas just hoping

Me, I'm just chilling, backstage smoking

I see some girls flashing their backstage passes

I tell the bouncer let em in, cuz they have fat asses

Oh my my, these girls looked fly, fly fly

But there's one in particular, she caught my eye

So I kicked my game, and before you knew it

we were in the bathroom, ready to do it

But I said, wait a minute, let me get my camera

cuz I'ma make an amateur porno

First scene, I'm pissing on your picture

Second scene, we all getting nailed

Third scene, that was the worst scene

That's when I found out you were only thirteen

I fucked you so hard, that your backpack packed off

and out dropped your I.D., date of birth 90

What's done is done, and I can't do nothing

so I opened up your mouth and took a dump in it



I should have known... by your little pink backpack

I should have known... by the stupid way you fucking act

I should have known... when I signed your Highlights magazine

I should have known... that you were only thirteen

I should have known... by your underdeveloped breasts

I should have known... you kept talkin' bout some math test

I should have known... by the way your braces gleam

I should have known... that you were only thirtee