We all got wasted
We got fucked up and wasted wasted
We got fucked up and wasted

This is for the drunks, the winos,
The belligerent
Afterhour all night psychos
For the party people
Party crashers
Lovers with no sequel
Cause the first hardly mattered
Lushes lookin lucious
Torn and tattered
Hair of the dogs off the chains
And comin at em
They're dead to the world
And they're plastered and pissed
Each trying to get the girl
Then just past out stiff

Chorus:
We got wasted
We got fucked up and wasted wasted (x3)
We all got wasted

This is for the porcelain god
Holy rollers
Prayin they were only sober
Surfin on a lonely sofa
You only live once and then it's over
And if we drink long enough
Then we won't get hungover
Now our heads just pound
We got to make a toast to the drinks
That we downed
Everybody crowd around
Lift up your cup
Give it up to the one's fucked up

Chorus

We all got wasted
On 99 bottles of booze
I only danced with your friend
Cause I thought she was you
We got wasted
Cause there was nothing to do
I must've had five drinks
But I thought it was two
We got wasted
Everybody's buyin' a round
We got wasted
Off the wall and pass it around
Hit the pavement
Everybody's ass on the ground
We got wasted

Chorus

We all got wasted
We got fucked up and wasted (x3)
Wasted
We all got wasted