With a mirror in your hand

Lay down on your bed

Throw your legs in the air

And see what's around the bend

Take a good long look

At the buried treasure

There between your cheeks

A hidden source of pleasure

It's an orifice for elimination

It's an orifice for exploration

Ring of joy, ring of joy

A new discovery to enjoy

Any girl or any boy

Can exercise their ring of joy

"Ooh, but it's so dirty!"

Well, not if you keep it clean

Dicks have a good reputation

Even though they're used to pee

Learn to relax those muscles

With practice they'll open wide

Hit your pleasure center

From the other side

It's and orifice for elimination

It's an orifice for stimulation

Ring of joy, ring of joy

A tight muscle to employ

Any girl or any boy

Can break through on that ring of joy

Did I mention latex?

'Cause you know it's a must

Gotta protect yourself

Even with somebody you trust

It's a natural feeling

Don't let anyone tell you it's not

You don't have to be queer

But it helps a lot

It's an orifice for liberation

It's an orifice for celebration

Ring of joy, ring of joy

Erotic thrill, sexual toy

A boy inside another boy

Go all the way with your ring of joy