I knew when I first met him

That I never would forget him

To find a beauty such as he in my bed was rare

To sleep with him I was excited

But later I was less delighted

When I found that special present he left

In my pubic hair

Now it´s a crabby dayunhappy day

I´ll never forget him i´m sad to say

Leave me alone

I´m having a crabby day

So to the drugstore without haste

To solve the problem below the waist

Then the laundromat to disinfect my clothes

And sheets

Walking home who do I see

But the guy who gave those wretched vermin

To me

He quickly runs to opposite side of the street

Now it´s a crabby dayunhappy day

To be treated in such a shabby way

Gimme a break

I´m having a rabby day

At home a message is waiting

From a boy i´ve been contemplating

He´s leaving town for a month and wants

To see me tonight

After the lotion´s been applied

Can I be sure every one of those critters has died

Or take the risk of passing them on

For a long-awaited night

It´s such a crabby dayunhappy day

Why did have to call today

Get me out of this

I´m having a crabby day