Toupee or not toupee, that is the question
It refused to stay as it all turned grey
William Shakespeare's receding hair
Please excuse the pun
'It's hair today, gone tomorrow'
So be thankful
For what precious locks you have

Toupee or not toupee, that is the question
And by the way I just gotta say
Thank the Lord I'm not going bald
And if I may quip
My curls and I are just like heaven
'Cause rest assured
There'll be no parting there

But should my head get bare like Friar Tuck (our chase to swallow)
It makes me smile
'Cause I know just what I'd do

Yeah, if I had more wigs than I knew what to do with
I'd open a secondhand store
And if you ever went bald
You'd recall it
'Cause I'd cleverly call it
'Rugs from me to you'