[Man] Hey baby.

[Woman] Yeah?

[Man] I know we've been together for a long time, right?

[Woman] Yeah.

[Man] Well, I got one question to ask you.

[Woman] Yes?

[Man] Will you marry me?

[Woman] Yes!

[Man] Good, but I got one mo' question.

[Woman] Yeah?

[Man] Will you sign a pre-numptual agreement?

[Woman] What?!

BREAK!