A Saturday night like this I used to go out with friends to have
A couple of beers in a local pub
We'd hang around all night to talk about the things men usually do
Things like: "Hey baby I like you"

That baby could be anyone
It wasn't serious but only for fun
But sometimes their boyfriends kicked us back to where we came from!

I played in a band to show you that I could be more famous than your boy
Even though I really couldn't play guitar
And at our first concert I just sang this song for you, but you didn't notice me
So I quit the band to get a degree

I couldn't make my brains work
School was boring and our teacher was a jerk
What else could I try to make you see your future with me?

So I sang: "Hey Mrs. Lemonpie you're so lucky
You can be the horse, let me be the jockey
If you're tired of jumping, we'll both watch Rocky
Or Star Wars on TV!"

I remember us driving a car downtown to a pub where you were serving beer
And that night your boyfriend wasn't there
My friends all encouraged me to ask you for a dance and so that was what we did
We danced on a famous George Michael hit

We started talking and then we kissed,
I thought about all those years I missed
A girlfriend like you but there was still so much to do!

So I sang: "Hey Mrs. Lemonpie you're so lucky
You can be the horse, let me be the jockey
If you're tired of jumping, we'll both watch Rocky
Or Star Wars on TV!"