while listening to Mitch Buchannon's speech
i saw you jogging and stretching on the beach
what I’ll say maybe sounds corny
but i said oh my god I’m horny

I’m standing and waiting in my tower
after my work i went with Pamela to the shower
but instead of washing our body and our hair
Pamela was screaming and comb in the air

i wanna be a Baywatch actor
Mitch could be my friend
and Carmen my honey
i wanna be a Baywatch star

put on my red pants and have a fast shave
lady in trouble, i jump between the waves
go her out the waves, i was her only hope
the babe's still alive, it’s the of the show