Here I am alone
Depressed and waiting by the phone
I'm doubting my beauty
My boyfriend's out at the nudie

Gonna rig up some propane tanks
Gonna light the fuse and kill some skanks
Gonna stand back and watch it burn
Maybe that will make him learn

Nudie Bar
You stole my boyfriend

Nudie Bar
You're gonna pay

Nudie Bar
All you lousy boyfriends

Yeah yeah yeah
You're going to die today

I've completed my mission
And now I'm rotting in prison
But things have worked out in the end
Cause I've got a new girlfriend