You don’t send a monkey to bark up a tree
You don’t take a pit bull out to tea
You don’t send a jailer to set you free
It takes a fool to do a fool’s job

You don’t leave a thief to watch the shop
You don’t push the gas when all the signs say stop
You don’t aim for the bottom to stay on top
It takes a fool to do a fool’s job

It’s down to a science
They blinded me with finance
Preaching self-reliance
You get a fool for a client

You don’t send a SWAT team to swat a fly
You don’t send a crocodile when it’s time to cry
You don’t send Jesus to tell your lies
It takes a fool to do a fool’s job