Chorus
There are things going on in my life
That I think you should know,
If you're gonna be my wife
Yes you need to be aware
If our lives we're going to share
There are things going on in my life

Things ain't so good down on the farm
I don't think you'll come to any harm
The cows are doing bad with BSE
But it ain't catching, they keep telling me

There's a thing or two wrong with the House
What you saw last night was just a mouse
Those Rats'll will run away
With the first light of Day
The old Cat's got the fleas, but he tries his best to please
There a thing or two not right with the house

GUITAR SOLO

Chorus

My health ain't so good all year through
Wet weather makes cough and splutter too
My teeth keep falling out, and my feet have got the gout
My health it aint so good, all year through

I think you oughtta know I've got no money
Bein' Broke aint never very funny
There's nothing I can say,
Less you got some stacked away
I think you oughtta know I aint got no money

GUITAR SOLO

Chorus

VERBALS- 16 beats

Closing Chorus

There are things goin on in my life
I should've kept real quiet if I'm gonna get a wife
She'd best be unaware
Of the life we're gonna share
There are things best unsaid 'bout my life