[Verse 1]
You think you're special cos you got a special watch
Well you're not, you're not

You think you're wicked cos you're spending quite a lot
But you're not, you're not

[Pre-chorus]
I got a new pair of shoes, they'll be ruined in the morning
Probably gonna call in sick

When we dance we get a huge queue forming
If you're lacking rhythm just quit

[Chorus]
I want a Patrick Swayze dirty dancer
Take my hand and lead me in the corner, baby
Cos I wanna dance like crazy

I want a Patrick Swayze dirty dancer
Take my hand and lead me in the corner, baby
Cos I wanna dance like crazy

[Verse 2]
You think I'm picky cos I won't accept a shop
But I'm not, I'm not

You can't believe I'm not impressed, I would take a guess
You're pretty shocked, quite a lot

Creative with your chat up lines, you're staring at me
Like I'm in a shop, err, stop?

Until you show me how you move I'm chilling
Cos your dancing says a lot, a lot

[Pre-chorus]
I got a new pair of shoes, they'll be ruined in the morning
Probably gonna call in sick

When we dance we get a huge queue forming
If you're lacking rhythm just quit

[Chorus]
I want a Patrick Swayze dirty dancer
Take my hand and lead me in the corner, baby
Cos I wanna dance like crazy

I want a Patrick Swayze dirty dancer
Take my hand and lead me in the corner, baby
Cos I wanna dance like crazy

[Scrufizzer]
I know you're thinking that you're special but you're not
Kind of feels like you, you, you are tryna be something that you are not
You see I've been acting funny cos I'm pissed off at the fact that
You've been talking all this rubbish, no babes, I don't want you back

I'm on some Fizzy wave
Recently you've been going on really brave
Acting like you're wicked
It's funny how you have changed

But tomorrow I'm gone
Yes I'm about to walk out of the door
Cos I don't want anything
To do with you anymore

[Bridge]
Stop that, what planet do you come from?
Never gonna get me back
Stop that, what planet do you come from?
Never seen moves like that

Stop that, what planet do you come from?
Never gonna get me back
Stop that, what planet do you come from?
Never seen moves like that

[Chorus]
I want a Patrick Swayze dirty dancer
Take my hand and lead me in the corner, baby
Cos I wanna dance like crazy

I want a Patrick Swayze dirty dancer
Take my hand and lead me in the corner, baby
Cos I wanna dance like crazy

[Bridge]
Stop that, what planet do you come from?
Never gonna get me back
Stop that, what planet do you come from?
Never seen moves like that

Stop that, what planet do you come from?
Never gonna get me back
Stop that, what planet do you come from?
Never seen moves like that

I never seen moves, never seen moves like that