I listened hard to all your talk, but with none of it could I agree 

You're deep in the thick of your own bullshit and the smell of it nauseates me 

I've got a grudge that I want to grind in the teeth of your superior sneer 

Step outside or I'll be obliged to spew all over you here 



There is a problem, you see 

You know that problem is me 

Forget your psychology 

What is the problem with me? 

I'm an asshole 



I met your wife, she was very nice, and she really took a shine to me 

We talked about this, we laughed about that, and we shared a drink or three 

My head's in the window, my foot's in the door, my fork's in the mulligan stew 

And with every bite through the moaning night you know UM be thinking of you 



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There is nothing that I wouldn't do to fuck you up royally 

I've got a finger in all your pies and you'll never get away from me 

Look at my face, look in my eyes, and forgel your psychology 

The world may be buying your present disguise but you can't pull the wool over me 



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