On the top floor, from my penthouse  

I survey what I rule  

High rises  

Thin curtains  

All lights go out by two  



No one ever sees me  

Yet I know all of you  

It's sort of like a small town  

When your whole lives are on my computer  



Ah... Ah...  



All the power, none of the stress  

So much better being hatchet man  

Than a henpecked attention-starved target  

Like the big man himself  



Our goal is perpetual economic victory  

We play with you to amuse ourselves  

Our motives are personal  

Our motives are political  

Our motives are sexual  

I know  



Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho  



The laws we make for others  

Don't apply to us  

We do what we want  



A lethargic population is the key to our control  

Who'd rather watch someone's life on tv  

Than participate in their own  

Mentally they feel helpless  

Physically they just give up  

We priced the healthy food so high  

They can only buy soda pop  



A house broken bee colony  

That goes home after 5  

Too burnt and glazed to threaten us  

With purpose in their lives  



Ah... Ah...  

Ha Ha Ha  

We drug their snacks at work  

Mix hormones in kids lunch at school  

Don't be a pill, it's good for you  



The men grow up muscular  

Short tempered and kinda dumb  

The women develop those outrageous curves  

The kind you only used to see  

In the movies and magazines  

We banned and rounded up for ourselves  

Hi-Ho  

Hi-Ho  

It's off to do our work you go  



We melt you with acid rain  

Keep you poor for economic gain  

Convince you your biggest threat  

Is drugs and terrorists  



They don't even have to be real  

Just find a face, make up a crime  

Run sensational headlines  

Works every time  



The people must not realize  

They are being manipulated  

For them to be manipulated effectively  



We give 'em things to worry about  

Buying clothes and losing weight  

Your lack of curiosity  

Is the key to our success  



Your lack of curiosity is the key to our success  

Hi Ho 

Hi Ho 

Hi Ho 

Life's so simple and happy  

When everything's clear.