Stop have a beer it`s on me has 
anyone ever told you that you 
Look like a hollywood star 
Oh you`ve heard it said many times 
Before right here at this bar 
I`m lame 
So I drink cause it makes me 
Happier than being alone. My 
good friend MR. Johnie walked red 
Keeps my insides warm like a cunt 
Seems like evrybody`s got 
Something I have not, a reason 
not to die so I say death to 
Mr. Right cause that will never 
be me yeah yeah yeah