I take her to aquarium, she says shark 
I take her to the planitarium, she says its dark 
I take her to the seaside 
Where she likes to spin and twirl 
She says sure and cool and yeah 
She`s my monosyllabic girl 
I take her to the university, shesays huh 
I take her to our anniversary, she says one 
I take her to the jewelry store 
I say diamond, she says pearl 
Oh everyone know I`m in love 
with a monosyllavbic girl