I sit in my easy chair 

I've got so much time to spare 

Cause I know in my future days 

I'll have my lionshare 



There's nothing I like better 

Than getting something for nothing 

Then some will tell you that you can't get nothing for free 



Obviously they don't know me 



You can have your cake and eat it too 

And there's plenty of free lunch for you 

If you think you're getting cheated then you don't have a clue 

You don't know where you are, or what to do 



I live the lifestyle they speak of so highly 

I live the life...the life of riley