Jamaica's alright, if you wanna get in the middle of a knife fight

Jamaica's alright, if you wanna get AIDS or dysentery

Jamaica's alright, if you wanna be mugged or murdered

Jamaica's alright, if you're a misogynist, or a homophobe



Jamaica's alright, if you like only one kind of music

Jamaica's alright, if you like small bananas and spiders

Jamaica's alright, if you wanna buy drugs from your hotel room

Jamaica's alright, if you want your hand lopped off by a machete