Germans Love To Insult ME

The country condescends

we call it arrogance they call it making friends



Scottish don't speak a language

The British Love To GOB

Japanese like to chase me down the streets of Nagoya



Canadians talk shit ABOOT me

Swede bands copy our sound

Everything in Italy is stuck or broken down



The Kiwis I cant remember

Russians turned us away

Australians are so fuckin cool i got no shit to say



Brazilian cops extort us

Russian officers deport us

Icelanders feed us horse and whale

Mexico gave the shits to us

the French like Jerry Lewis



The Greek beat up the opening punk band

The Dutch are fuckin tall

but Americans win the prize of stupidest of them all



So lets all move to Australia, Sydney city of queers

All we need to bring is American drugs and German beers