[CD lyrics:]

Hello, welcome to our CD

Can you hear the blatant similarity?

To Linoleum and Shadows of Defeat



[Vinyl lyrics:]

Hello, welcome to our disc

Turn it louder, get your neighbors pissed

Or turn it down, it don't matter to me



[Cassette lyrics:]

Hello, welcome to our cassette

Have you started feeling some regret

I guess you can't afford a CD