Staying home is not rally an option 

For alcoholics living in Manhattan 

Have you seen the size of John Bush's apartment? 

It's a bit smaller than a glove compartment 

For all my friends in New York, the next 10 rounds are on me 

New Yorkers have the most familiar faces 

And they do their drugs in the most public places 

Every week an old friend shows up, surprise 

And wants my friends to stay up for the sunrise 

Hello Max, Johnny, John, Omar 

Hello sun, goodbye Niagara Bar 

How many times can you listen to Blondie, 

The Clash, The Ramones, and that Strokes song? 

How many people can we fit in a bathroom? 

That Ryan Adams guy is fucking crazy 

To Pete, Brian, and Jimmy G, the next ten lines are on me