Woke up this morning and felt not too cool
`Cause every time I tried to make my mouth move
The pain I`m having is so discomforting
Please make this suffering go away

I told my mom what I was feeling
And how long I`ve been dealing with it
Knew it was coming, but didn`t know how soon
She said I`ve reached another adolescent monsoon

OOoo Ahh... the pain is tremendous
Why can`t I take it like a man
OOoo Ahh... the pain is horrendous
Why don`t you lend a helpin` hand

He was a well-educated man, had his degree in medicine
I noticed his hairy hands... he was a very, very hairy man